List of Present-Day Scripts

A CONDO
to KILL FOR

Everybody wants to own a timeshare, right? Robin is here with her sidekick Owen Cash to encourage potential owners to hand over their cash and BUY TODAY! Don't miss the fun! But remember, Five Nights at a Five Star may be incentive... for MURDER!
6 characters: 4 women, 2 men

A MEDLEY
for MURDER

What happens when several "has-beens" decide they're ready for a vocal comeback? This singing contest will have you laughing at their sour notes and old grudges. It may be a less than melodious experience, but it's a medley you'll never forget!
6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

A VACATION
to DIE FOR

Wynonna Dingess and Kitty Wunkus, a couple of good ole' gals from the back roads, take off for a vacation to visit Kitty's brother, Tommy Wunkus. They're delighted to find out he's playing bongos in a Mariachi band, along with old friend Bunky Wonky. It's fun and games until those Mariachi tunes turn sour... then it becomes A Vacation to Die for!
5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

BEDLAM
in CABIN B

Step on deck and meet Barbie Duhl, hosting a party on a luxurious (and haunted) Party Boat. She's the event coordinator with big plans to make it unforgettable... So Welcome Aboard! But be careful, don't rock the boat, or this Picture Perfect Party might just end in murder!
6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

CAMPAIGN
for MURDER

In a strange twist of fate, a wanna-be inventor and his cousin run into his cousin's ex-wife's murderer and her mother at a diner hundreds of miles away from their hometown. Throw in a love-triangle, a superstitious cat-lover and a driven politician and it's more than just awkward. It's DEADLY!
5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

CHAOS
on the CHRISTMAS CRUISE

In BEDLAM IN CABIN B, Barbie Duhl's special event turned to disaster when the unexpected happened. Now Nina Colada is left to run the show, and the Christmas party on the cruise ship is the strangest one yet. You won't want to miss the fun OR the CHAOS ON THE CHRISTMAS CRUISE!
6 characters: 4 women, 2 men

DEADLY VOWS

Join the Toulong family as they renew their wedding vows amongst family, friends and VERY close friends. Love may be in the air, but remember, this family has a secret to die for!

6 characters: 4 women, 2 men

DEATH
by VALENTINE

First in the Candy Valentine Mystery series, Hart Breaker is trying to throw the perfect Valentine's Day party for her daughter, Candy. Candy isn't impressed with anyone on the guest list and wants to go hang out with her friends instead, but gifts keep arriving from a secret admirer and she can't figure out a way to make her escape. Something has to be done to save this Valentine's Day party... but who will save Candy Valentine?

6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

DEATH
by CANDYGRAM

Second in the Candy Valentine Mystery series, Hart Braker, her current husband, Drew Blood, daughter, Candy Valentine, and several special guests, enjoy a night of Valentine chaos you'll never forget! Don't miss this crazy love-fest, but be careful... Candy may be sweet, but Candy can be deadly!

6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

DEATH
by CUPCAKE

Third in the Candy Valentine Mystery series, Candy's new Cupcake shop is open, but her cozy celebration turns into a Cupcake War! Join the fun - hearts are throbbing in this delicious event full of Candy, Cupcakes and MURDER!

6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

DECKED OUT
for DEATH

The Captain of this chaotic cruise has his hands full! It's an event that promised love was in the cards, but the hot tub isn't working, the speed dating session got cancelled, and bingo and shuffleboard seem to be the highlight of the trip. Join the crew and find out what what's in store for the singles "looking for love." They might find it... or they might not!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

FATAL FOOTBALL
FEVER

What happens when a small town becomes the potential site for a brand new professional football team? You end up with a locker room full of trouble. Find out who scores and who is taken off the field in this deadly game!

7 characters: 3 women, 4 men

FOUL PLAY
on the FAIRWAY

What happens at an awards dinner for a prestigious golf tournament when the winners (and losers) of the tournament don't see eye to eye? We'll "drive" it all home during this hilarious look at diva-golfers all "putting" it on the line! Everything is "fair play" in this outlandish look at life on the fairway!

5 characters: 2 women, 3 men

FOUL PLAY
on the SPEEDWAY

Stock car sponsors Grayen Pree and King Petty honor their drivers tonight during this, the First Annual Dirtball Derby Driver Distinction and Fan Appreciation dinner. It's a fast track for fun... but faster still for murder!

5 characters: 2 women, 3 men

HORSIN' AROUND
with MURDER

The World Equestrian Games,governed by the Federation Equestre Internationale (FEI), are back! So what happens when FEI judges find themselves at a dinner with reining champs ex and new boyfriends? Nostrils flare, hooves stomp and tails thrash, so you better hold your horses - cause the games are on!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

KILLER
in the KITCHEN

Chef Bedford Shire Clanger has taken his cooking expertise and talent on the road! With on-location cooking and celebrity judges, someone may enjoy the appetizer, but the final course could KILL you.

6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

KNOCK 'em DEAD

Today's big-name Diva's, Augusta Wind, Marion Haste and Royal Payne, can't stand each other, but love all media attention, and will do ANYTHING to get the attention they crave, even sing together. But if you think all you're going to get is a night of star-packed music, think again, because someone is about to Knock 'Em Dead!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

KNOCK 'em OFF

Why are Royal Payne and Augusta Wind, two of the most famous and influential performing artists on earth, meeting here with their agents in tow? And why are there wedding decorations all over the room? Are they planning to perform, or are there wedding bells in someone's future? Join these over-the-top divas to find out!

AVAILABLE DECEMBER 2025

5 characters: 2 women, 3 men

MURDER at the
MONSTER BASH

It's Halloween, and Ivana Crump is throwing a costume party to raise funds for HOWSA. And while it seemed like a pretty good idea at first, she's having second thoughts now that she's found out what's buried underneath the restaurant! It's a spooky night, but before the night is over, the coffin in the corner might turn out to be more than just a creepy decoration!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

MAYHEM at the
MONSTER BASH

Ivana Crump's Halloween fundraiser for HOWSA fell apart after there was a murder during the event. But Ivana decides to continue with the second part of the night, a fundraiser for COWSA! Join Ivana and her family of Crumps during a Halloween celebration that will have you howling!


5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

MURDER
by MERLOT

The Frudee Family has been in the wine-making business for years but are just barely staying afloat. Now the Frudee brothers, Doodie and Rudy, have made an amazing discovery, and they know they'll make a big splash with it in the wine world. Enjoy some wine-tasting and learn a little bit about wine, but be careful, someone will soon be two sheets under!

5 characters: 2 women, 3 men

MURDER
on a GHOSTWALK

It was only a matter of time before the stories about the disembodied voices, slamming doors and shadowy figures seen in and around this otherwise unassuming restaurant caught the attention of ghost hunters and spiritual advisors galore. So, what will happen tonight? Join Grimm's Ghost Walk and Haunted House Touring Company for a night of spooky sightings. You won't regret it, and you'll never forget it!

5 characters: 2 women, 3 men

MURDER
on the REBOUND

Some happy-go-lucky widows pool their insurance money and buy a restaurant. Tonight is the grand opening of REBOUNDS, and the start of a whole new beginning. They're also all on the rebound, but be careful... whoever rebounds first, may also be last!

6 characters: 4 women, 2 men

MURDER UNDER
the MISTLETOE

The CEO of a struggling accounting firm decides to throw a holiday party to boost morale. He also decides to bring in a consultant to streamline and straighten the company out. What he doesn't realize is that those two independent decisions will result in bedlam, havoc and chaos in the middle of wildly performed holiday songs, door prizes and a visit from someone very special in a red Santa suit. Happy holidays? Maybe, but stay away from the mistletoe... or that spirited kiss may turn deadly.

6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

MURDER WITHOUT
a CLUE

It's Board Game Night! This monthly activity has become a very popular attraction at tonight's venue. And you never know what group game is going to be played either – could be an old favorite or something new. Whatever they play, it promises to be a fun night of gaming, so join the fun, but be careful when it's your turn, because the final spin could lead to MURDER!

6 characters: 3 women, 3 men

MUSCLING IN
on MURDER

What do a high-powered salesman, an inventor, a marketing guru, a big eater, a sound sleeper, a sex kitten, and a diet enthusiast have in common? The Bycle Cycle, an amazing exercise device that will have you twisting in all directions and your muscles aching with laughter. And whoever said exercise will kill you… was right!

7 characters: 3 women, 4 men

ON STAGE
for MURDER

Ready to see a murder mystery? This troupe wants to perform, but their micro-managing obsessive-compulsive control-freak director has a problem with her actors and the show. So what does she do? She stops the show, of course, and holds open auditions. And what happens when the final curtain drops? You might just see these seasoned actors change direction, and write their own deadly ending.

7 characters: 3 women, 4 men

The MYSTERY of
RED LEG the DREADED, PIRATE OF THE GULF

Red Leg the Dreaded, Pirate of the Gulf, is sick and tired of all the publicity local celebrity pirate, Billy Bowlegs, gets. So he decides to take matters into his own hands. Surrounded by his faithful crew, Red Leg surprises everyone when he descends on this peaceful community waiting for a friendly meeting with Billy Bowlegs. They are in for a surprise - Red Leg is NOTHING like Billy!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

PEACE, LOVE... AND MURDER

Meet this happy-go-lucky traveling group of tranquility-seeking, peace-loving, vitamin-selling hippies, and let them share their message of peace and love... along with their own special vitamins! You'll laugh at the antics of this peace-loving group, but before the night if over, someone will be uttering those solemn words, "Let peace be with you."

7 characters: 3 women, 4 men

PODUNK
PANDEMONIUM

Becky Boudreaux is marrying Tommy Wunkus at this hillbilly wedding, complete with camouflage-themed centerpieces, moonshine, and a hillbilly band. And why did Becky choose camouflage for her wedding colors... what exactly is she hiding?
5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

REDNECK RIVALRY

Bunky and Willy Wonky have struck it rich with their "As Seen On TV" Bacon-Waffler, a gadget that turns out perfect Bacon Waffles every time. And with the Bacon craze sweeping the nation, these good ole' boys figure why not come out tonight and buy this restaurant. Only problem is, these good ole' boys from Bobo, Alabama, aren't exactly welcome. It's a hostile turnover in the making during a night full of comedy, mystery, and Redneck Murder!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

REVENGE
at the REUNION

In high school they called themselves the Forever Five – "Five best friends forever." But by the end of their senior year, they were barely on speaking terms and went their separate ways without looking back. So what will happen when the Forever Five reunite at this year's class reunion? Best stay on your toes at this class reunion, because someone may decide to forgive and forget is for the birds and go instead … for REVENGE!!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

SEX, LIES,
and MAIL-ORDER BRIDES

Red Leg the Dreaded and his trusty side-kick Pillage Ann Freebooty return in this fun look at pirates who have left the glamorous life of pirating, and joined the real world in real world jobs. Something seems to be lacking, though, and that something is LOVE! You'll never believe the lengths they go to to find it, but you know in the end, someone is going to DIE!

6 characters: 2 women, 4 men

SWEET
and DEADLY

The carnival is town, and Bunky Wonky, his best friend Tommy Wunkus, Tommy's sister Kitty Wunkus, and Kitty and Tommy's Mama, Mama Wynonna, have spent the day enjoying carnival food, carnival games and carnival rides. It's been a great day, but the new gal they all met and love is trouble, and someone is gonna die!

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men

TOP O'
the MURDER to you

Dr. Paddy McFaddey, an expert on "All Things Irish," is ready to unveil some highly-publicized Irish artifacts during tonight's lecture on Ireland. An unexpected guest disrupts her plans, and the luck of the Irish doesn't seem to be present at this hilarious event... and what is that hidden underneath the Shamrock?

5 characters: 3 women, 2 men